soooperblogs: June 2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

Soooper Jokes

Faqir: 10Rs dedo chai peyonga
seth: chai to 5 ki hai
faqir: girl friend ko bhi phelaonga
seth: faqiron ne bi girl friend bana li

faqir: nahi saab girl friend ne faqir bana diya.
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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
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Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar- If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
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Father 2 son.
padosi ki ladki ko dekh. woh exam main 1st aai hai.
Son: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya.
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Q: what is the difference between hockey and circket?
Ans: hockey main team 1.5 hours main zaleel hoti hai
aur cricket main 8 ghante main :p
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Wife: suniye jab aap ne pehli bar mera ghoonghut uthaya
tha to kaisa mehsos kiya?
Husband: main mar jata . agar Aayat-UL-Kursi yaad na hoti.
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A boy went to meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye tahe?
boy: us se milne,
Mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye..

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Tab Yaad Bohot Tum Aty Ho

It's in The Valleys I grow

It's in The Valleys I grow

It's In The Valleys I Grow.

Sometimes life seems hard to bear,

Full of sorrow, trouble and woe.

It's then I have to remember

That it's in the valleys I grow.

If I always stayed on the mountain top

And never experienced pain,

I would never appreciate God's love

And would be living in vain.

I have so much to learn

And my growth is very slow,

Sometimes I need the mountain tops,

But, it's in the valleys I grow.

I do not always understand

Why things happen as they do,

But I am very sure of one thing.

My Lord will see me through.

My little valleys are nothing

When I picture Christ on the cross.

He went through the valley of death;

His victory was Satan's loss.

Forgive me Lord, for complaining

When I'm feeling so very low.

Just give me a gentle reminder

That it's in the valleys I grow.

Continue to strengthen me, Lord

And use my life each day

To share your love with others

And help them find their way.

Thank you for valleys, Lord

For this one thing I know,

The mountain tops are glorious

But, it's in the valleys I grow!

REMEMBER...

The shortest distance between a problem and a solution

is the distance between your knees and the floor.

The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything!

Poetry

Humsafar bhi nahi zanadgi bhi nahi

Jaane kahan manzil ka pata bhi nahi

Sehra mein chaltey chaltey paoon murjha gaye mere

Paani ka intaazar tha sawan ka pata nahi

Bohat intazaar se paani to mil gaya hamein

Mager pilane mili or hath khola bhi nahi

Eik anjana sa khauf tha merne ka usay

Zindagi yaad thi per mout ka pata nahi

Younhi darbader ki thookaren khata hai wo

khuda se moohabat to hai per
khuda ko pehchanta bhi nahi

Rula ke chord aya hai sub ko intazar mein

Sub ko jaana hai per khud ka pata nahi

Khushi se duniya mein qadam rakha tha us ne

Qadam to rakha per duniya ko jaanta hi nahi

Wo ja raha he sub ko youn keh ker mujhe

Pata hai tumhara megar tum jaantay nahi

Ayi thi jab se mai younhi ghiri rahi

Tum ko khaber nahi to kya ye zulam nahi

Chali thi bade shoouq mein zindagi ke safar ko

Safar to kat raha hai mager khushi ab nahi

Mout ki dehliz pe chord ayi hoon khud ko mai

Moat ko pa bhi liya or mout ne terdpaya bhi nahi