Soopper Jokes

Chodri Shujaat went to toy shop n asked shopkeeper
ye ainka waala bander kitna ka hai ??
Shopkeeper: Sir ya bunder nahi sheesha hai


aik sardar dusre sardar sa: Zara car sa bahir
daikhna ka indicator kaam ker rha hain ka nahi
Dusra bair daikh kkr: Haan, nahi, haan, nahi
haan, nahi...marked


President Bush's daughter was stuyding
in an american school,Teacher asked her
"I have 4 apples how can i divide them
among 5 children?
She answers: "Kill 1 child" marked

Sardar: Aapan te her roz kukaar nal roti khai dei ae
Dost: Is mehngai vich kiven?
Sardar: ik burki aap khai de aa, te ik kukkar nu paai de ae marked


Kid: Anuty, mummy ne cheeni mangi hai
Aunty cheeni detay howa "Acha aur kia kaha mummy na
kid: "ager wo kameeni na de, tu pinky aunty sa la aana" marked


Molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time de k na aai,
Molvi intizar kerta rha, Intazar kerna ka baad
musjid main gaya or speakerko on kr k kaha..
"hazraat! changi nai keti" marked